NASP: “You’re taller.”
WASP: “Bros, na so. I get better spine.”
NASP: “Hmm. I still don’t understand why you had to bring some balm with you. We have lots here.”
WASP: “Aboniki no be common balm o. Na my fortification against any yeye winter cold be dat. You wan sniff am?”
NASP: (shakes pages) “Oh dear. Em, welcome to Canada.”